Dear Jagger,

You're nothing like Mick Jagger.

What you did was absolutely suckish. Too suckish that you deserve a punch from everybody that cares for me! And guess what? Turns out if that happens, you'll die. Immediately. Even the taste from the first POW!

You see, kissing  innocent girl like HER is big sin. And after all, she's delicate. And hitting on two girls and being hooked to the other one is so pathetic! Why did you think THEY don't know? You forgot one thing about us girls: WE STICK TO ONE ANOTHER.

Sisterhood and teamwork. Yeah, we have that. So, next time you do it again...don't.

LOVE (-1%),


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